{"id":63,"date":"2011-05-03T08:52:58","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T08:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jobshuk.com\/yoni67\/2011\/05\/03\/business-and-blogging-satire-the-new-blog-commenting-app-hits-the-market\/"},"modified":"2011-05-03T08:52:58","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T08:52:58","slug":"business-and-blogging-satire-the-new-blog-commenting-app-hits-the-market","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jobshuk.com\/yoni67\/2011\/05\/03\/business-and-blogging-satire-the-new-blog-commenting-app-hits-the-market\/","title":{"rendered":"Business and Blogging Satire: The New Blog Commenting App Hits the Market!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The New Blog Commenting App Hits the Market!!!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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It’s becoming all the rage <\/font>in Business and blogging circles…commenting on as many blogs as possible in order to provide back-links to your own blog and website.<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Yes, I have read countless articles in the past few months by bloggers expounding the virtues of this practice. Some by bloggers and businesspeople who comment on 50 posts a day. Some 75. And one guy? 100! Let’s figure 2 minutes to read each post and another to comment. That’s five hours a day! A full-time job in and of itself!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Yup, according to these writers and gurus of all things blogging and Biz, commenting on blogs is no longer something to do out of interest, congratulating a blogger on a job-well-done or providing opinion or feedback.<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nope, blog commenting is now a full-blown…<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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STRATEGY!<\/em><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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But ohhh<\/em> you say with an audible groan. And you would be right. Yup, you want to comment on as many blogs as possible, but who in their right minds wants to read all of those pesky articles that others have spent their valuable time writing, carefully crafting, and injecting their acumen, knowledge, insight, tips and advice.<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The good news? Now you don’t have to read them!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The New Blog Commenting App:<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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That’s right readers. All of the great strategic benefits of blog commenting without ever<\/em> having to read another blog again! Simply choose from the options below and cut-and-paste your way to back-link heaven!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Introductory Comment ($1.95):<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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That was really a great article. I mean it was really, really, really great!<\/em><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Mid-Level Comment ($2.95):<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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That was an absolutely exceptional article! I mean, the way you talked about that stuff? Holy moly! You really know your stuff! Anyway, thanks a lot for the great article and all that great stuff you wrote about!<\/em><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Top of the Line Comment ($5.95)<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Man oh man! Am I glad I found your blog! Hell of an article! I mean what wisdom and insight! You are to be lauded and praised for your wisdom, and congratulations to your parents for having the foresight to bring a person of such exceptional wisdom as you into this world! PRAISE the day that your parents united in love and conveived you!<\/em><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Your article has changed my life…no, "transformed" is a much better word…in ways I can’t even begin to explain or fathom. The way that you introduced the subject and spoke about it? I have no words to describe how I feel. Nope, no words. Only THANKS!<\/em><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Yes, it’s the Yonatan Maisel Blog-Commenting App!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Order Yours Today!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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But Wait!<\/em> Call in the next 5 minutes, repeat this coded phrase to the operator, "The eggs were prepared over-easy by the cook" and you will receive a 100% discount!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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